The wishing game

[athene]

This could be interesting.

Rules

The first commenter will post a wish. The wish can be anything in the world that they can think of, there are no limits to what you can wish for. The following commenter has to take that wish and turn it into a negative then make a wish of their own.

Example

Commenter 1:
I wish the world was made of ice cream

Commenter 2:
The world is made of ice cream, unfortuanately you suddenly become lactose intolerant and have to spend the rest of your life living in a bubble staring at all the delicious ice cream you can't eat.

(insert new wish)


I'll start: I wish that New England didn't get so cold in the winter.

Comments

[aenelein.livejournal.com]

Due to Global warming your wish comes true and the New Englanders can wear their sun dresses all through the year, however due to the Polar Ice Cap situation no amount of dutch engineering can save the now resunken city of new orleans.

I wish I could go grocery shopping at three in the morning like I used to.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

Wish granted. You start going to get groceries at 3 am all the time now, except 3am is the time when all the creeptastic cashiers are on, and one of them develops a stalkeresque crush on you as your appearances this late at night has convinced him you are soulmates.

I wish Guitar Hero didn't wear out my hands so very very much.

[omnia-mutantur.livejournal.com]

wish granted. guitar hero doesn't wear out your hands so much because the game is now designed only for people with prehensile toes.

i wish san francisco wasn't so far away.

[safirerings.livejournal.com]

San fransico is actually right where you are, unfortunately you must wear flowers in your hair all the time.

I wish I didn't have to eat octopus so much.