...was the village of the Trids at the base of a tall mountain upon which lived a giant ogre. Every so often the ogre would come down from his peak to abuse the Trids, kicking them with his big ol' ogre boots. One day the local rabbi, a good and kindly man, gathered all the Trids of the village together and offered up himself as a substitute to the ogre when next he came to wreak his havoc. When the ogre showed up, the rabbi stepped forward to make his sacrifice, saying to him, 'Ogre sir i offer myself to you so that you may leave the Trids alone.' The ogre smiled a wicked smile at him and replied, 'Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!' And then ate him.
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That's horrible.
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Everyone knows that Trix are for hookers!
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Fatten him up, then eat him...better than surviving on that crap cereal. Lots of meat on a fat 5' rabbit
damn wabbit
(Anonymous) 2005-08-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)Elmer Fudd