What not to do at Return of the King
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atheneCurtesy of the Lynn Flewelling News Group (I know there are some numbers missing...this is how she posted it.
What not to do at Return of the King
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...
where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL
NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone says: "The Ring."
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your
lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back
of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and
shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm
Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of
the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame
of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander
around looking terribly confused.
22. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment
and shout, "I see dead people!"
24. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the
Shelob scene.
25. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
26. When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing,
"The Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
27. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"
Not going to see RotK today. why? b/c when Aerith said there were tickets for sale, i didn't get any. and then when i realized they were onsale, the theatre was sold out. ok, but phoenix games had tickets...but the showing is too late for those of us who get up at 6am (and there would be drama or at least uncomfortable circumstances). so then today i found out that they added another theatre on monday. with a showing that maybe we could have made. but aerith just got home from work, so maybe not. anyway, this leaves me not seeing the movie till sunday when my dad and stepmom show up. but my sister isn't seeing it until sunday either. so i feel slightly better.
What not to do at Return of the King
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...
where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL
NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone says: "The Ring."
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your
lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back
of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and
shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm
Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of
the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame
of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander
around looking terribly confused.
22. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment
and shout, "I see dead people!"
24. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the
Shelob scene.
25. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
26. When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing,
"The Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
27. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"
Not going to see RotK today. why? b/c when Aerith said there were tickets for sale, i didn't get any. and then when i realized they were onsale, the theatre was sold out. ok, but phoenix games had tickets...but the showing is too late for those of us who get up at 6am (and there would be drama or at least uncomfortable circumstances). so then today i found out that they added another theatre on monday. with a showing that maybe we could have made. but aerith just got home from work, so maybe not. anyway, this leaves me not seeing the movie till sunday when my dad and stepmom show up. but my sister isn't seeing it until sunday either. so i feel slightly better.
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Someone needs a hug!!!
Date: 2003-12-17 02:37 pm (UTC)hope you are feeling better.
I hate those damn drama thingys.
I go just TO make that person feel uncomfortable!
But that's just me and I so do enjoy it...
(yeah, i sorta get off on it too!)
But i'd like to go with other people who LIKE me too...
so i'm not alone... or the outcast either...
::HUGS::
Re: Someone needs a hug!!!
Date: 2003-12-17 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-17 08:12 pm (UTC)5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent
from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
21. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on
fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle
that took place in your cup long ago.
23. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.