Memo to Boris

For my management class I had to write a fake business memo for my e-Portfolio. The first thing that came to mind was a memo to Boris. After writing it I emailed the prof asking if it was appropriate for the assignment. It isn't (good thing I have an idea for another one), but it came out so well, I thought I would share it with y'all.

( To:Boris )

Edit: I wrote the serious memo, and then decided to include both of them in the e-Portfolio